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  1. Paul Joynes

    “I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.”

  2. Lukas

    “Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.”

  3. Keiji

    Wow I’m blushing just by typing these very cheesy lines but here it goes:

    Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

    Wow. Yes I just remembered why I don’t do pick up lines. LOL

  4. Kim Solem

    (A good pick-up line requires theatrics. So imagine a young man glancing at a young woman then suddenly painfully rubbing his eyes as if were about to go blind. Hopefully she’ll take the bait.)

    Woman: “What’s the matter? Did you get something in your eyes?”
    Man: “Oh, its nothing, really. Its just that you look so hot that you started to melt my contact lenses!”

  5. Kim Solem

    I’m going to say
    ‘I love you’ with candy
    I’m going to say
    ‘I love you’ with flowers

    But don’t expect me
    To say ‘I love you’
    With anything
    That cost more then $25.00

    • BonnieCameron (@BCameron007)

      “I would not wish any companion in the world but you.”
      The Tempest 3.1.54-55
      William Shakespeare 🙂

  6. BonnieCameron (@BCameron007)

    “I would not wish any companion in the world but you.”
    The Tempest 3.1.54-55
    William Shakespeare

    (Oops … I accidentally replied to someone else’s post instead of starting my own thread. Not trying to cheat.)

  7. J. C.

    “I’m suffering from a heartache and my doctor told me that my only cure is you!”

    I’d die from embarrassment if I ever have to use this line, though.

  8. Adam

    “I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.”

    I guess it only works with RNA-minded individuals. Have a good weekend.

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